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Recent Movie Reviews


These Pancakes Are Tiny These Pancakes Are Tiny

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fantastic

kevin smith humor.my favourite dish.



Bowja From His Cashle Bowja From His Cashle

Rated 1 / 5 stars

oh.alrght.

i guess you tried to mix the awesome and arfenhouse.and you failed. the silly voiceacting won't cover up the lack of real, solid, jokes. and the "awesome" storytelling ("he ran into a bunch of zomvies and then it did KAPOW") ist plagiarized to often to be original.



LongCat's Song LongCat's Song

Rated 5 / 5 stars

how long is longcat desu~?

LONGCAT IS LOOOOONG.


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Recent Game Reviews


RABID RABID

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

just above average

cool concept, but it need's more gameplay depth and better controls.



Time4Cat Time4Cat

Rated 4 / 5 stars

braid

i'd say that the game was an influince for you.good game!



Splash Painter 2.00 Splash Painter 2.00

Rated 0 / 5 stars

"Ummm it was good?"

It was ok, I mean the paint and the graphics for it were nice. And the music was soothing. I mean gets a little boring after a while but still packs a little bit of solid fun.


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Thanks for the review!

Recent Audio Reviews


Fictional Reality Fictional Reality

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

whoa.

with some gutteral growling this could be a pretty nice deathcore track. the drums were aweswome, lamb-of-god-awesome. i'd let the part in 0:50 till 1:10 out.

this is awesome. heavy guitars, fast drums, nice melody but no vocals. 9/10


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**\ The Sleep Pt II /** **\ The Sleep Pt II /**

Rated 5 / 5 stars

metalica?FUCK THAT.

this is much better then mettalica, it's more pantera sounding but yeah, whatever, that's probably fanboyism.
awesome track, sounds great, but not heavy enough and too slow for me. but, yeah keep it up.


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Sonofkirk responds:

METALLICA IS THE B-EST BAND EVAAAA !!!

btw, thanks for the review ^^.


Godzilla! Godzilla!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

zillaman. lulz, what an irony!

yup, needs drums, bass and maybe keyboards. but still bad recordings of the lead guitar.


Recent Art Reviews


Nice Fire Nice Fire

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Here's the deal

if a drawing just looks fine, or good, or whatever, does it mean that it's modern art? is the matrix, an average sci-fi-kung-fu-flick, or a groundbreaking philosophical arthouse masterpiece? is andy kaufmann stupid, or are his shows too smart and radical for the avereage audience? all this stuff is over-interpritated.

it's an avereage, unfinished doodle by me.