theycallmekraken's Reviews

[These Pancakes Are Tiny]

fantastic

kevin smith humor.my favourite dish.

[Bowja From His Cashle]

oh.alrght.

i guess you tried to mix the awesome and arfenhouse.and you failed. the silly voiceacting won't cover up the lack of real, solid, jokes. and the "awesome" storytelling ("he ran into a bunch of zomvies and then it did KAPOW") ist plagiarized to often to be original.

[LongCat's Song]

how long is longcat desu~?

LONGCAT IS LOOOOONG.

[RABID]

just above average

cool concept, but it need's more gameplay depth and better controls.

[Time4Cat]

braid

i'd say that the game was an influince for you.good game!

[Splash Painter 2.00]

"Ummm it was good?"

It was ok, I mean the paint and the graphics for it were nice. And the music was soothing. I mean gets a little boring after a while but still packs a little bit of solid fun.

SubmitFlash responds:

Thanks for the review!

[Fictional Reality]

whoa.

with some gutteral growling this could be a pretty nice deathcore track. the drums were aweswome, lamb-of-god-awesome. i'd let the part in 0:50 till 1:10 out.

this is awesome. heavy guitars, fast drums, nice melody but no vocals. 9/10

[**\ The Sleep Pt II /**]

metalica?FUCK THAT.

this is much better then mettalica, it's more pantera sounding but yeah, whatever, that's probably fanboyism.
awesome track, sounds great, but not heavy enough and too slow for me. but, yeah keep it up.

Sonofkirk responds:

METALLICA IS THE B-EST BAND EVAAAA !!!

btw, thanks for the review ^^.

[Godzilla!]

zillaman. lulz, what an irony!

yup, needs drums, bass and maybe keyboards. but still bad recordings of the lead guitar.

[Nice Fire]

Here's the deal

if a drawing just looks fine, or good, or whatever, does it mean that it's modern art? is the matrix, an average sci-fi-kung-fu-flick, or a groundbreaking philosophical arthouse masterpiece? is andy kaufmann stupid, or are his shows too smart and radical for the avereage audience? all this stuff is over-interpritated.

it's an avereage, unfinished doodle by me.

[This is not a penis.]

sucks

bad drawing, colouring, doesn't even come clos to magritte's style.

actually magritte is pretty well known.

Colombiana responds:

I love Margritte to much, to exactly copy his style.

I just wanted to make a parody about one of his most famous painting.

It's sad that you don't like it.
But I can't please everyone with my work.